I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
