I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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