That's intense
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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