i may or may not be watching the land before time
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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