If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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