Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you never un-have a 4some
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
