Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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