I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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