I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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