Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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