But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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