If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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