You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
