pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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