yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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