hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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