You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Success! We fucked roommates!
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