If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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