I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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