How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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