just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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