on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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