I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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