Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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