so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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