I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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