no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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