census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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