I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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