Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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