doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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