Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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