it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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