But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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