Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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