Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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