I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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