Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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