Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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