I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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