Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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