i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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