Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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