somebody snuck up and got me drunk
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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