Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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