no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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