I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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