Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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