Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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