Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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