But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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