Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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