BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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