You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's Friday. Sex?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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