She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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